ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

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thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: babedwire)

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